DATE: 2024
LOCATION: MAR-A-LAGO BATHROOM (NEXT TO TOILET)
ITEM 1: The location of the alien mothership is currently under the bed.
ITEM 2: Plan to attack General Milley with a large hamberder.
ITEM 3: Kim Jong Un's Love Letters.
"Dear Donald, you are so orange and beautiful. Let us fire rockets together."
ITEM 4: PROOF THAT I WON.
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